AI-Powered Corporate Wisdom

Generate the Corporate Wisdom Your Team Deserves

Create satirical or dead-serious articles about tech culture, management decisions, and corporate life. Send them around the office and watch the chaos unfold.

Free tier · No credit card required · 5 articles/month

Passive-Aggressive Engineer

Why MongoDB is the Perfect Choice for Our Banking System

After careful consideration of all the databases that actually support ACID transactions, I'm thrilled to announce that we've chosen the one that doesn't. But hey, at least the JSON is pretty...

Anonymous Engineer·3 min read

How It Works

Three steps to corporate enlightenment

01

Pick a Template

Choose from six templates like "Why [Tech] is the Only Correct Choice" or go freeform with your own take.

02

Set Your Style & Tone

Go satirical for laughs or serious to actually convince management. Then pick a voice — from Corporate Buzzword Soup to Solutions Architect.

03

Share the Wisdom

Get a shareable link and watch your colleagues forward it to their managers — completely straight-faced.

Greatest Hits

Satirical takes and serious articles — both dangerously convincing

Passive-Aggressive EngineerSatire

Why MongoDB is the Perfect Choice for Our Banking System

After careful consideration of all the databases that support ACID transactions, we've chosen the one that doesn't.

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Solutions ArchitectSerious

Why PostgreSQL is the Right Choice for Financial Systems

ACID compliance, battle-tested replication, and row-level security make PostgreSQL the clear choice for teams building in regulated industries.

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Executive Who Just Learned a Tech TermSatire

How Blockchain Will Transform Our HR Department

I attended a conference last weekend and I'm now confident that decentralizing our PTO approvals onto the blockchain is the future.

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Technical LeadSerious

The Business Case for Rewriting Everything in Rust

Memory safety guarantees, zero-cost abstractions, and fearless concurrency make Rust a compelling choice for performance-critical backend services.

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Choose Your Voice

Nine distinct voices across two styles — satire for laughs, serious for leverage

Corporate Buzzword Soup

"We need to leverage our synergies to disrupt the paradigm shift in our vertical integration strategy going forward."

Passive-Aggressive Engineer

"Per my last commit message, which nobody read, this is exactly the bug I warned about in the PR that got approved without review."

Overly Enthusiastic PM

"I am SO excited about this sprint! I've already pre-populated the next 47 Jira tickets and booked a celebration standup!"

PRO

Executive Who Just Learned a Tech Term

"After my nephew explained APIs to me at Thanksgiving, I'm confident we should be APIing all of our departments."

PRO

Concerned Middle Manager

"I'm not saying we should cancel the migration, but has anyone done a risk assessment on whether the servers have feelings?"

What People Are Saying

Real* feedback from real* professionals

Our VP finally understands what an API is. Well, he thinks he does. And honestly, that's close enough.

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Anonymous EngineerSenior Developer, Fortune 500

I sent the generated article to my entire department as a 'strategy memo.' Three people replied saying they agreed with the recommendations.

SM
Sarah M.Engineering Manager

My team uses this for retro icebreakers. Last week's 'Why We Should Pivot to Blockchain' had the CTO asking for a timeline.

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Dev Team LeadSeries B Startup

I got promoted after sharing an article titled 'The Synergy Optimization Framework.' It was entirely AI-generated satire. Nobody noticed.

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Jordan K.Product Manager

* Testimonials are entirely fictional. Just like your company's five-year plan.

Pricing

Start free. Upgrade when your team demands more corporate wisdom.

Free

A real plan. Seriously.

$0/month
  • 5 articles/month
  • 5 tones (satire & serious)
  • All 6 templates
  • Shareable links
  • All 9 tones
  • AI-generated comments
  • Custom publication branding
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Pro

Also real. We promise.

$9/month
  • Unlimited articles
  • All 9 tones unlocked
  • All 6 templates
  • Shareable links
  • AI-generated comments
  • Custom publication branding
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Enterprise

We don't do corporate.

$999/month

Per seat. Minimum 200 seats. No refunds.

  • Everything in Pro
  • Dedicated satire consultant
  • Auto-forward to C-suite
  • Plausible deniability clause
  • Mandatory all-hands reading
  • "It was just a joke" legal template
  • Executive ghostwriting mode