Even corporate satirists have standards. Below is our very real, very serious privacy policy. We promise it's more transparent than your last all-hands meeting.
Last updated: February 23, 2026
When you create an account with Mitigate Management, we collect the following information:
We use the information we collect to:
Mitigate Management relies on the following third-party services to operate. Each has its own privacy policy governing their use of data:
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties. We only share data with the third-party services listed above as necessary to operate the service. We may also disclose information if required by law or to protect our rights.
Important: When you publish an article and mark it as public, that article becomes accessible to anyone with the link. Public articles are viewable without authentication. You are solely responsible for the content you choose to make public and how you share it. Mitigate Management is not responsible for any consequences that arise from sharing AI-generated satirical or serious content with others.
You may delete your generated articles at any time from your dashboard. Deleted articles are permanently removed from our database. If you wish to delete your entire account and all associated data, please contact us at legal@mitigatemanagement.com.
We use essential cookies for authentication and session management. These cookies are necessary for the service to function and cannot be disabled. We do not use advertising cookies or third-party tracking pixels.
Mitigate Management is a platform designed for entertainment and satirical purposes. Articles generated through our service — whether using the “satire” or “serious” tone setting — are produced by artificial intelligence and should not be treated as factual reporting, professional advice, or genuine journalism.
We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of any AI-generated content. Users who share generated articles with management teams, colleagues, or any other parties do so entirely at their own risk.
Mitigate Management assumes no responsibility or liability for how generated content is used, interpreted, or distributed by users or any third parties who receive it.
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact us at legal@mitigatemanagement.com.
See also our Terms of Service.